Trying to explain to my three year old that I can’t skip commercials on live tv

Me: oh look- Ben and Jerry’s has a flavor called Netflix and chill! BF: it probably tastes like plan B

This is so helpful!

Everybody is setting New Year’s resolutions, and I just ate Christmas cookies for breakfast for the third day in a row #2023goals

Watching the Simpsons. Bart talked to their Alexa on the show and our Alexa answered. The technology is talking to each other

Healing from past trauma takes way more energy than I anticipated

Health insurance

I’m reading “How to Do the Work” right now and it’s phenomenal. Cleveland, OH

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I got this mug as a gift, and it made my day!

It’s 10:13pm and 8 year old is currently calling me a stupid bitch and pounding on his door because I’m making him stay in his own room. How’s your night going?

I had a back muscle spasm on me two weeks ago, and it’s been not really improving with stretching, ice, heat, and Motrin. Then I tried Voltaren two days ago- dramatic improvement!

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Healing is an active process, and it doesn’t necessarily happen just because time is passing

My boyfriend just bought several packs of socks. He is now removing the packaging, pairing them up, and putting them away. Ya’ll, I’m gonna have to marry this guy!

Do men ever think “wow- I just spent 5 whole minutes in the bathroom and only two out of three kids came looking for me!”?

I found this weekend stressful and overwhelming. And I did eat junk food to cope. But I also did yoga, meditated, wrote in my journal, and carved out some time for a nap. Gonna keep looking at the positives!

Forgot I started a load of laundry before bed. BF noticed and put it in the dryer for me. The amount of warm and fuzzy feelings this gives me is either a testament to how amazing he his, or how not good my marriage was. Or both.

mom life is when your measuring spoons have disappeared so you have to measure out 14 1/4 teaspoons of baking powder for pancakes

A solo amazing singer- cannot wait to see him live in concert again!