rip to my goat kingcobrajfs

🚨THE COUNTDOWN IS ON🚨 The Rockies are now just 4 wins away from avoiding the worst record in MLB history🙌🏼

🚨AVOIDING HISTORY🚨 The Rockies are now just 3 wins away from avoiding the White Sox single season loss record

Nights like last night make you appreciate all of the ups and downs of this Red Sox season

If you are a young pitcher learning the game, watch what these two starters did tonight. That was one of the best starting pitching matchups I’ve ever watched. So glad I get to call Crochet my teammate for years to come.

Yeah Schlittler shoved for 8 straight tonight but I’d like to see that dork open and close a SalesForce opportunity #yankeessuck

This is one of the most spectacular grand slams you’ll ever see. The swing, the reaction, everything. Vlad Jr. in the ALDS: 6 for 7. The entire Yankees team in the ALDS: 6 for 44.

They didn’t even get to finish the stupid ass roll call before Vladdy launched one over the fence lmaoooooooo

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Never leaving this app

Not new, super earth has been using them for years. Sure makes a mess of a bile titan.

I love America so much

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To the untrained eye I may appear retarded