If you recognize these individuals from the January 6th insurrection please contact the FBI immediately

As I’ve said before, no one should be in jail just for using or possessing marijuana. Today, I’m taking steps to end our failed approach. Allow me to lay them out.

THE POWER

Don’t know why you’re all waisting your money on the power ball when I’m clearly going to win

My parents fridge is a carton of almond milk from March 2021, a massive unopened jar of whole dill pickles and the last squeeze of sugar free ketchup

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

What mode is your phone in

Someone should write a fanfic for wildcat willy and blizzard

Items I would not like to be: 1) a 5th graders personal school provided Chromebook

double it and give it to the next person

This diet app is a little intense

Tulip Sniper music vid out today

Living in Wrigley is funny cause you listen to thousands of people sing take me out to the ball game while taking a shit

Here’s an idea that I think could really help people better listen to one another: To Republicans: Stop calling all Democrats “groomers,” “communists” and “socialists”. To Democrats: Stop calling all Republicans “racists,” “white supremacists,” and “fascists”. To

It’s like yeah I know, I have enough to deal with right now

I get sooooo worked up over 20 year old deal or no deal reruns

Do you think Kamala hits the nic and says “wtf am I doing”

Always wipe off your greasy phone camera before taking a picture

we will remember last night forever. thank you chicago