FedEx guy is probably tired of me and Brian ordering heavy ass truck parts 😂

Snack wraps been on my mind heavy lately, but with all the bad reviews about them I don’t know if I want to risk it 😭

Me: I’m fine Also me:

Having the right partner really does determine if you want children or not. I never wanted to have any. Now I practically beg my boyfriend to have one 😅

if this isn’t the truth in this day and age 😅

Boyfriend got me two twin baby girls today I’m in love 😍❤️

I forgot how much attention and work goes into a baby kitten, let alone two 😅 got me walking around the house for hours making sure they’re behaving

A guy in the parking lot at work just pulled a bottle of windex out his window while sitting in his drivers seat still and sprayed his front glass to use his wipers 😂

Someone needs to make a Juneberry Redbull slush 🤤

Love love love when Brian screenshots my snap selfies 😍

Lmfao fuck you

One of my kittens meowed at Brian and he said no Español 🤦‍♀️😂

Just sent Patch off to her “new” old home and the other two horses are going crazy looking for her 🥲

Literally can’t stand these piece of shit ass mother fuckers y’all are the fuckin lazy ones

Productive day of dropping/moving trees and getting apples 😮‍💨

Somehow I have a lady thirsting over me at work because someone told her I have super nice titties 😅

Still can’t believe I got to see Alice fucking Cooper live 😍