WAKE UP

when the lane ending & no one is letting you merge in the freeway

real

It’s now clear to me that after watching that dude on the #Pistons run through about 12 people with little to no problem, he should’ve played football. Quite impressive.

This is hilariously dope

Thank you Stick Figure for spending 9,612 minutes with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/5SXEylV…

“If you’re not gonna do anything, then get out of the way, so some of us at the very least, can try.”

Everyday is an opportunity to do better then before

Here’s a hot take, no one gives a shit how you did on wordle today. That is all. Thank you.

The old white guy owner of the Miami Dolphins owner telling the rest of the NFL he’s not a racist.

Have you ever thought that maybe you’re still it from a game of tag from when you were a kid?

I wish I was smart enough to have come up with the concept for Hot Ones. I just want to eat chicken wings with celebrities.

Big yikes on this one American. Biiiig yikes #RoeVWade

Let me be clear: Each person has the right to make decisions about their own life—decisions such as the right to start a family, use contraception, and marry the person you love.

This will never get old 😂😂😂

a distinguished gentlefellow

I paid off all of my student loan debt and I absolutely, unequivocally support forgiving *other people's* loan debt because I'm not a ghoul who derives his worth by how much other people suffer.

Look, I’m a sports fan as much as the next person. But never would ever go to a PRE SEASON PRACTIC. Like what are y’all doing??

In basketball instead of the jump ball I think games should start dodgeball style. Where the ball is in the middle of the court and each team starts on their defensive end line and races to get the ball in the middle.

A tendy shot to CELLY 💯