still waking up, trying to start the work day and Spotify daylist really be like “PEOPLE PLEASER NO BACKBONE THURSDAY” damn can we chill before 9am

ahahahaha you acted annoyed at me using the equipment you wanted to use in the gym but you had to use a little step to reach the pull up bar soooo who is the equipment really for…? HAHAHA

“I won’t invite you to that meeting and waste your time”

Just had a heated argument with Rachel Heald about the difference between an Eclair and a Long John and I swear I have never loved this woman more than right this second

it’s that time of year to get irrationally upset at all the guards that are so so terrible at giving their post players good passes

😣😣😣

how it feels trying to get a cable to use at the gym at 6p

it would be an honor to be yelled at by dawn staley

never have I ever thought, yes let’s interview the coach or a parent DURING THE BASKETBALL GAME.

the only american pope I recognize is kentavious-caldwell

“it’s all in your head” correct! unfortunately i am also in there

me (wired on Monster) explaining heat transfer to the intern

Smiling bc we hadn’t seen our tee shots yet (Rachel’s ball was dead center fairway and mine was in the trees)

CAN WE STOP PUTTING PROTEIN IN EVERYTHING FOR THE LOVE

a crispy diet coke should be free if it’s Urgent

Me doing my work mandated compliance training

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to retire

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things

If you say “excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator you can usually get a pity laugh