If you're an athlete, perhaps one of the best surnames would be "Swift." Take that name, Travis!

So the USTA told television networks not to broadcast booing or negative reactions to Trump at the US Open Tennis? It would be a shame if everyone (and everyone has a smartphone) were to record any such activity and post it publicly. An absolute shame. Don't do it. (Definitely do it.)

The way I cackled in the middle of the street just now.

You want to freak yourself out? Look at the front page of any news outlet right now. The killer has been identified. Then change "Mrs." to "Mr." in Simon & Garfunkel's song "Mrs. Robinson." Then read the lyrics.

No one will be mad if Mariona Caldentey wins the Ballon D'or tomorrow, which is why I think anyone else should win it just so I can see everyone's meltdown.

Thank you! Mariona was snubbed. And if you MUST pick a Barça player, at least pick the one who had better stats *over an entire season*, not a couple of flashy performances, including one where AKB finally screwed up. No one is doubting Aitana's skills or that she is the best in

Can't get over the fact that The New York Times wrote a whole ass article that was the top story in their sports section The Athletic that Mariona Caldentey should have won the Ballon D'or over Aitana Bonmatí and that the voters were mid and lazy. I agree but the New York Times

"They want a contract with Real Madrid." - Taylor Swift So, uh, was that Barcelona Spotify collab too lowball of an offer (because they're broke as a joke)? Taylor's gonna insert herself into El Clasico no matter what. 😂

I asked Grok Expert mode who is the most streamed male artist in the world. 🤷🏻‍♀️ It's Bad Bunny. I didn't know that either to be honest. But even Elon's AI said so, so maybe STFU everyone.

Why are Brits so confused that Jana Fernandez is fluent in English? They're almost as weird as Americans. 🤣

Had Ariane Hingst been on this panel... Bayern would simply have to disband. 🤣

The meme is back! Gotham FC Esther González E S T H E R G O N Z Á L E Z x Bernie Sanders instagram.com/reel/DQ2dZiOES…

Damn Emma Hayes didn't even vote for her own players. 😂 And she was the former Chelsea coach. 🙈😭

These Spanish players can't handle the cold. 😂😂 Esther can't even handle Kansas City, Mariona wrapped herself in whatever the fuck she could find, and Alexia decided to be extra, serving KGB in Siberia realness when the temp dipped below 60°F in Barcelona. 😭😂

I only wish Stacey Stacey Cabe could have officiated!

I know no one asked for my opinion or wants to hear it but is Carlos Alcarez single? That would be cuuuuute.