is drinking pickle juice weird rt for: no bottoms up like for: wtf yes

You NEED to read this. I’m crying lmaooooo

When you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors go ccssssssssss and not jkfxzkzjkxjkkxxjxkxjkc 👌😩

Someone was talking to me about how their kid is going to Brown next semester and without thinking I said “I had a friend that almost went there” then I realized I was talking about SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN I am way too invested.

Hey sorry I didn't answer your text, I've been second guessing my whole career path, debating all of my friendships and trying to catch up on 20 or so years of sleep loss.

That head peep is facts lmaooo

STEM Major:I hope your finals go well. Liberal Arts Major:You too, friend. Hydroflask Owner:No I mean it you guys. I put ice in this thing 8 years ago and ITS STILL ICE COLD. You HAVE to get one.

When you’re typing on snap and the persons bitmoji pops up.