Game night with the grandpa! #dayton6th

My optometrist said I have a “severe focusing problem”. Not sure if he’s referring to my eyes or my personality...

Day 1 of quarantine with my family: By 9AM I had already debated with my father over if global warming is real...

Cleaned out my car for the first time in forever Found: 4 coats, 2 board games, a pack of party hats, and an entire bottle of mustard. Who allowed me to even drive a car?

Having a mom who works at a church: “Man... our livestream numbers are off the chain!!!”

Teachers on ZOOM when I join at 9 AM: “Let’s wait 5 mins to make sure everyone can get on.” Teachers when I join at 9:01 AM: “Well that concludes ch.19”

Me: “That last insta post was my most liked picture yet!” My brother: “Well, um yeah. I took it.” #humble #Siblings

I have a missed 5/7 of the questions on this 40 question exam so far... pls send help and a certified accountant to my address immediately.

At a bonfire someone tried passing me a guitar and said, “Here, you look like you play.” I don’t but that was still one of the best compliments I have ever received tbh.

I just successfully removed a splinter from my own foot. I am officially a real adult now.

My neighbor boldly calling MY cat into HER house while I’m plainly 50 ft away... Now that’s the kind of confidence i aspire to have.

I walked into church and my mom said “Oh my gosh I need your shoes!” and I said “I was looking for YOUR shoes” We switched in the middle of church and if that isn’t a strong mother-daughter bond idk what is

Professor: “For this paper you will need to cite from the optional 2nd book that you should be reading” Me: Looks up how fast Amazon can deliver the “optional” book

My abandonment issues stem from the time when my family left me handcuffed in a breakout room and proceeded to solve the puzzle without me.

today i was feeling sad and for a moment thought...you know what would make me feel better? iced coffee scale from 1-10 lmk how basic that makes me thanks

Congrats @ethanfeee !!!

Fiancé’s first game! #dayton6th