If you kill a spider outside you’re evil, that’s their territory bitch. Indoors is another story tho ahaha SPLAT SPLAT🤪

it’s sarah paulson’s range for me x.com/goodefiIm/stat…

Buying a 10-ft hookah hose so I can smoke and roll over in bed

u ever just be breathing and take a fat wiff of oxygen, causing u to smell the environment..and something about the smell brings u back to a particular time in ur life..how after all these years ur brain remembers the smell so distinctly anyway scent is the secret to time travel

Gali and her bf racing to the better bathroom cause they both gotta poop. When will I find sum this real😔

this my girlfriend and my father lmao look at them not a care in the world just letting their bodies be free imma marry this groovy bitch🤣🤣

All of them really vibin 😭😂

I can already hear myself on New Years talking bout “I’m not gonna procrastinate next semester” Bitch shut up:/

“Popcorn and Pickle” days were IT.

SNAPPED✨

are backwoods gluten-free

Can someone break my heart so I can lose 10 lbs again?

who tf is clitoris I’ve been looking for this bitch for 20 years

If she hits you with the “aww you’re so sweet” just give up king 😞

I feel like I’m actually doing good what is this? Is this what being happy feels like?

Okay so in first grade my teacher showed us a very “confidential and secret” video of what happens in the North Pole and it took me until 3years ago to realize she just got it off YouTube.

This “a new annotation has been made to your submission document” is really what got me breaking out.

My actual plans 🥳

Find my phone but for puff bars?😳