if you're stuck on a chapter, just fix it or write through the pain! except if you're me, in which case it's totally okay to just sit around watching game changer and not work on the chapter

draft zero? more like draft HERO am i right ladies

sometimes, you just gotta set it free (throw your laptop out the window)

have you considered writing "boots" by rudyard kipling

you're not allowed to write today. it's illegal. save it for the purge, sicko

the best way to receive negative feedback is to say, "that was intentional, actually"

if you don't explicitly tell readers your characters aren't muppets, how will they know for sure

writing is kinda like writing, in that you write

keep an eye on your belongings and if you see anything suspicious alert a member of staff

do you honestly expect me to sit down and write a whole book? how dare you. i have more important things to do, like running the country, and inventing the microscope again but worse

sometimes, where you needed to stop was 2428 words ago

they have taken the bridge and the second hall. we have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. the ground shakes, drums... drums in the deep. we cannot get out. a shadow lurks in the dark. we cannot get out... they are coming

love each other

"but but but i have ideas for these two scenes but don't know how to connect them" just write them and find out. dweeb

inside you there are two wolves: one wants you to be productive and write, the other is Sanctophrax, the Destroyer of Worlds. the first one is a metaphor and the second is an actual case of demonic possession. you need to contact an exorcist

delete chapter one. delete chapter two. delete chapter three. delete chapter four. delete chapter five. delete chapter six. delete chapter seven. delete chapter eight. delete chapter nine. delete chapter ten. delete chapter eleven. chapter twelve is your first chapter now

stories can be found anywhere. maybe even in the 348 grocery lists you have saved in your notes app

a full stop is when the sentence has to come to a complete stop and a comma is when it can keep going but would need to give way to other vehicles. i don't know what the fuck a semicolon is

don't use a common word for the title of your novel because if you do, sometimes you'll see a random ass headline about kristi noem's face and end up thinking about The Characters

if you don't want some weirdo on the internet to accuse you of using AI, just STOP using em dashes, semicolons, ellipses, commas, long words, letters,