Guy I work with was way too excited Diddy won today. He showed me texting arguments with both of his girlfriends about it.

Mother fucking matt mercer on this shit!?!?

Zooted.

I can see someone hasn't been to community college

I just experienced dream within a dream within a dream and I can understand why Leonardo DiCaprio went to limbo after

How long until we get Hitch 2 starring Josh Gad and Idris Elba?

I don't think I'll ever recover from Put-In-Bay

#PKsOnATuesday #GoCrew

I wanted to touch these so I did

I already miss my friends 😭

Hey Google, play "Party all the time"

Got ghosted cause I'm a pisces and so was she. Guess I shouldn't be thinking about the plenty of fish in the sea and should grow legs to walk on land.

A haiku: Mom's birthday dinner Dad threatened me with labor The family eats

Saw someone eat a hamburger at dime a dog night #blasphemy

Listening to the white lotus theme in a boat wearing a suit jacket, I may have peaked

Been drinking since 3, danced enough at the wedding to get called out for being the party cousin, and now I'm off to afters at my brothers lol Old ass person tweet up in here

A court scene of all stars giving testimony against Benoit where the key witness dies and then he solves the murder and is innocent in the case because of it

Hangover so bad I had to buy Sunday Ticket