that’s fucking disgusting . and hot .

ehh . . he’s good . no telling how small that meat’s gonna be .

i dunno . guys who flaunt around like that are usually shrimp - dicked .

just a little . it’s fine , you’re lucky you’re hot .

not gonna believe it ‘til i see it .

here’s an old photo of him from sophomore year ! before he decided to cut all that pretty hair off . . 💔

that’s . . gross . . . holy fuck , why is it so huge ?

dude , it’s freakishly big . how does that even fit in your pants ?

you wanna cookie for that?

that photo has to be edited , dude . there’s no way you’re packing that . .

. . . 😪 what flavor ?

a sugar cookie with cinnamon on it ?

the name snickerdoodle is so . . childish . why not just call it what it is ? a sugar cookie with cinnamon .

that makes two things that’re childish 😒