IPAs really hit the spot when you’re in the mood to drink a pine cone

i was today years old when i found out saturday is spelt with 8 letters because thats how many beers youre supposed to have in you before noon

the epstein files are real but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a pdf

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked this guy and he told me "Greetings I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites."

So I purchased FSD (full self driving) on the Tesla this morning and my mind is officially blown. It drove itself, switched lanes, adjusted to a semi pulling out in front of it all effortlessly and I never even had to touch the steering wheel #Tesla #Model3 #FSD

Picture of the Astronomer CEO & the Head of HR at the weekly staff meeting.

sent this to my hr rep and said could be us and now she wants to meet. it worked!

It’s the worst

Man these TBT games are chaos but so much damn fun to watch

Can Louisville not afford a mop instead of small hand towels for the floor? lol

Louisville’s tbt team lol

Unbelievable he was able to perform just a few weeks ago. RIP

Why drive when your car can do it for you

You are welcome

This is dramatic but also how I feel when I drive any other vehicle besides my Tesla 😂

My damn 5G signal didn’t even get better

Nutritionist: “Your diet is bad.” Dentist: “Your brushing is wrong.” Friends: “Your life is a mess.” Liquor store guy: “Excellent choice.”

Do you guys remember that Shirley Temple Golden Collection commercial that played 24/7 on kids TV networks from the early 2000s to the early 2010s? What was that. Who was that advertised for

Living through the John Wall era at UK was unlike any other and was some of the best time ever to be a UK fan