not Barron…

okay, then maybe get mad about Trump organizing a birthday parade on the same day as the birthday of the military you blonde bitch?? goofy!!!

Benson Boone

My startup has invented a new technology that solves this. It’s called Big Blanky and we’re looking for some seed investors

does anyone wanna Venmo me $300

I love summer because my sweaty ass can roll up wherever sweaty as hell and wear a cowboy hat to dinner

took me a sec and an enlarge to realize this was not the video of the lady spinning below the helicopter

my sister has been showing my nieces Queer Eye and Rubes can’t say “Karamo,” she calls him Geronimo😭

I’m in the pool now but I left my heart upstairs (turkey sandwich from Sprouts) in the fridge

the emergency??? Cheddar needed TREATS