POV: You’re about to read the most brain dead take of your entire life:

O amigo gay da tua namorada diz isto

Registo impressionante do Special One. É para renovar até ao final do mandato. Assim ficam todos bem uns para os outros: o acabado no banco, o incompetente na tribuna e os idiotas que votaram neste circo na bancada.

🚨#ULTIMAHORA 🚨 💥 Leo Messi acaba de llegar a la sede del FC Barcelona para ejercer su derecho a voto.

Ando no metro do Lisboa e sinto me o Vasco da Gama. Rui Jorge.

I don't think many people recovered from this level of retardation

Real.

Este filho da puta veio a Portugal foder 5€ numa Estrella Deportem este fdp já

cada día se supera

FIFA 15. IYKYK 🔥

Yeah I didn't think he had it in him ngl. That Mbappe save was insane. Vini cannon shot save. Militao attempt. A few crackhead runs outside the box late in the game as well. Vintage Neuer performance. Hats off to unc

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

avere un lavoro è ok ma andarci tutti i giorni mi sembra un po’ esagerato

They found him.

The interviewer listening to your passionate speech about the job even though they already picked their friend for the position: