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Sol is really God’s favourite template 😭

There’s a level of ubumenemene that comes with being a “neutral” person. Andifuni nova! Umdala, stand for something.

Being in a relationship with someone who doesn’t want to speak about their emotions is so exhausting, sorry.

“Askies babe yezwa? Kuzodlula. Hhe yazi babe there’s this bag I saw..”

Your first non broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships

learning to go about your day after something disappoints you is not for the weak.

The entire EFF leadership tonight, pledging their allegiance to Juju 😀

If the company I work for was listed on the JSE, the share price would be up 30% today purely off my hard work today.

KDB lowkey saved the league if you deep it. There’s no way this was the quality of Midfielders before he arrived 😭😭😭

You might be sad but guys in Tel Aviv are Mossad

Season 1 of Prison Break was generational

Next day: “Can’t believe oomf looks like #that in real life😭” “Who??” “🦉?” “DM me chomi” That’s exactly how it’ll go down

Sometimes I wonder What makes you guys think drugs DON’T bang?

Me on the Taxi reading other people's conversations:

Auditions are now open for The Ultimatum SA. It’ll be on Netflix. Please go force your partner to marry you. I wanna watch

Why do you guys refer to them as Digital Nomads and not Foreigners when complaining about them?

It makes the bourgeoisie feel better about being xenophobic😁

This is where he is truly at peace. Tse tsa lena tsao nyaka hore he needs to stand for hours playing a set somewhere la mo bora.