Make “Knives Out: A Muppet Murder Mystery” a stage play so Statler and Waldorf can make quips from the balcony like: “This mystery is taking so long, I wish they’d murder me!! Hahaha”

M3GAN no spoilers

Why am I just now learning about this so called “Buffalo Bert”?!

The onion doesn’t miss

Incredible find.

Please give us Weed Bear Seth Rogen

"As a public university, UBuffalo supports the fundamental First Amendment right of its community and invited guests to peacefully express their views and opinions." History tell us: Genocide isn't peaceful. Eradication of a people group isn't peaceful. buffalo.edu/news/releases/…

@UBGenderIn has issued a statement and a letter to the UB President about the upcoming campus visit of Michael Knowles, who spoke at CPAC this weekend calling for the "eradication" of transgenderism from "public life." Please sign the letter. buffalo.edu/genderin/peopl… . .

“…UB’s values are supported and advanced by our Office of Inclusive Excellence in order to build a culture of diversity, social justice, and inclusion that makes all of us stronger.” Sounds like University at Buffalo President Satish K. Tripathi is using the OEI office as a shield to avoid blame and accountability

Damn, this sucks

Ok, I think we’ve had enough jokes about Will Smith and the slap. We remember and it’s getting pretty sweaty #Oscar

Goodbye face of the franchise 😢

Nice weather bringing all of the pollen