People say cats aren't as affectionate as dogs but then cats will literally frame their sleep schedules around yours or spending time with you and if that isn't a love language idk what it is.

what is it called when you can’t take it anymore but you keep taking it

Your 30s and 40s are youthful years, too. I wish more people understood that.

One of the ways the far left has aided and abetted Trump is normalizing him by trying to paint every President (especially, super coincidentally, Trump's biggest opponents) as evil.

Boston 2010. A cat named Sal Esposito was called for jury duty when his owner listed him on a city census, causing him to be wrongly added to the juror pool. Despite efforts by his owner to disqualify him, stating he can't speak English, the court initially required him to appear

" 30 is so old". You've only been here for three decades. In two of them, you couldn't drink, rent a car, or even be fully responsible for yourself. Please wake up. You are a FRESH flower in the garden of life.

2009

so, you didn't vote for the less-than-perfect candidate who might have done something to benefit the "poor, tired, hungrier masses yearning to breathe free"--in fact, you helped elect the very person who, by gutting the EPA, will make breathing less healthy for us all. so, your

not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

My idea of motherhood is being an aunt.

2 weeks ago, famous U.S. scientist Prof. James Hansen published his latest projection: global warming severe enough to dislocate civilisation is likely by the 2030s. Zero headlines, of course.

Unisex work pants are a goddamn joke

What if a good thing happened? That might be a fun change of pace

every three months there is a moon that only occurs once every 10,000 years

Being politically informed will ruin your day

I still don’t understand what it is or where it’s coming from or why there’s only a million left

Spinning newspapers used to be a classic way movies advanced the plot. A bold headline, a quick spin, and suddenly the whole story moves forward. Modern films could use that kind of flair again.

Genuinely fascinated by vintage Kodachrome photographs. They are so hyper real. Like you are physically there.

this is probably the last time a lot of us would look at a computer screen solely for pleasure ever again

Gen Z won't understand this but back in my day, if you ever saw as many ads as you do on social media today, it meant you had at least 3 viruses on your computer