everyone on planet earth has a different way to get rid of hiccups and not a single one works

i just started beating off when i got this notification

fiction affecting reality isn't something bad or good, it's a fact turning this whole situation into a "good or bad" thing shows how many of y'all lack nuance and a realistic perception of how the world is

Here's your reminder that school resource officers have killed more children than they have stopped school shootings.

It is absolutely crazy work how Andy Price ragebaited every AppleDash fan on earth with this cover💀

telling americans specifically non white ones to intentionally antagonize the police is one of the stupidest pieces of advice u could give

The real male repellent is to stop wearing makeup & I’m not kidding. Men will find your normal form “sickly” & “manish” (direct quotes I’ve heard) because they can’t fathom that ur a real human being who might have an uneven skin-tone or acne scarring, or eye-bags, etc.

Derpina's EPIC prank

Pure Freakin Aura.

Also stop shaving I’m so fucking serious stop shaving or waxing men will be horrified if they see armpit hair for some reason like come on we are twinning here

no phones in school means cops, ICE, gestapo, "school resource officers", etc can kill or disappear kids without anyone being able to record video evidence, you know, to "keep kids safe"

Genuinely shocking to me how this is the trending social issue getting all the attention. ICE officers literally gassed a public school in Portland today but all people care about is the logo of some fuckass restaurant that doesn't matter

Orlando returned…with paint.

Brandon Streussnig

this is a myth. the much, much better example is how Dante’s Inferno is basically how everyone on earth, Christian or not, pictures Hell and has been for over 600 years. sanctimonious self-insert fanfic altering reality