Let me believe in you more on the days you don’t believe in yourself.

It’s a love and hate relationship working from home, only because I want to take a nap every time I get a break.

I feel it necessary that at this age I should carry a blanket in my car.

It’s been raining so much my front yard weeds are starting to look like a green grass landscape.

My dad told me he needed to go blow his nose and he would call me back, it’s been 3 weeks…..

Idk what exhausts me more my needy children or my needy dogs.

I hate it when my children remind me of the diet I stopped pursuing three months ago.

I’m so upset that everything is making me more upset and now I can’t even remember why I was upset to begin with.

9yo hasn’t showered in 2 days but she got in the pool today, so she thinks that counts has a shower day.

Told my kids if they want breakfast they need to wake up before 8-9 anything after that will need to wait for lunch time. This house runs under my schedule!

I hate party planning yet here I am planning another one.

I seriously detest people that rev their engines for no fucking reason!

Me to myself after my 5th drink, I’m not going to drink a lot today.

I'm not saying our children are trying to give us a heart attack but if you've been startled awake in the middle of the night because your kid was an inch away from your face staring at you, the thought has crossed your mind.

I knew I had one too many when they kept offering Tito’s but I wanted vodka.

Not only do these kids have a missing sock problem but apparently also single socks that belong to no one.

I always feel like my Uber driver has an underlying road rage.

Better put this seat belt on.

Don’t we all have Ticketmaster downloaded? For once I feel up to date 😌

It’s cute how he tries to keep the small talk going. Keeps me distracted from the hard breaking. 🥲