We’re off to the Clare Rose Playhouse this weekend for three shows!

Stacey: You don’t need any more tank tops. We need to save our money. Matt: Then you don’t need to get your nails done. Stacey: You can buy ONE tank top. #ShitCouplesSay

Stacey: Baby.. I surprised you and brought you home breakfast in bed. Bagel with cream cheese, a vanilla latte with a double shot and two Splenda. Matt: I don’t ever use two Splenda. Stacey: You will today. #ShitCouplesSay

Matt: How is it possible that you used the whole roll of toilet paper this week? Stacey: I think you meant to say, “Wow Stacey. You’re so brave for using the exact amount of toilet paper you feel you deserve.” #ShitCouplesSay

We are just the fatter, less fortunate version of Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton . #fatgwenandblake

We’re doing three shows at the #ClareRosePlayhouse at @SJCNY this weekend. Come through!

Going Steady heading to #strongisland for a residency at Clare rose playhouse this weekend. @SJCNY buckle up! Or don’t, I can’t remember the traffic laws here.

Will our relationship survive this Megabus trip?

Just started our fifteen hour road trip to Chicago and Stacey immediately farted. #roadtriplovebugs

Standstill traffic. #roadtriplovebugs

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#Oktoberfest #GoingSteadyinEurope

What a great show in Hamburg! #GoingSteadyinEurope

Truer words were never spoke by Stacey

We’re in Miami next week headlining the Miami Improv Festival. #MIF2018

Here we go! #MIF2018, here we come!

Come see our show tonight!! Do it! Do it now!! I mean, at 9pm at ImprovBoston . Sorry we’re watching #thepost at #AMC.... AND ARE BEING ANNOYING AND LOUD!!!

We’re improvising together at ImprovBoston this Friday at 11pm!

#MyFenway