" Relax , Wander . No one's frying you . Hahaha . " He throw the pan on the ground showing a humanoid fish inside already fried .

" The name's Bill Cipher , and yes - I'm a triangle with an eye . No need to underestimate though . " He snaps 3 mini versions of himself before snapping them back away .

| I assume it was officially been handled?

" Just to let you know that if you even think about doing anything , it will not work . "

" Haha , exactly . " His eye begins to grow teeth and turn into a mouth before swallowing the entire pan along with the fish . He'd even turn his eye back to normal . " Not only is it cooked , but it's eaten . "

" I cannot die , mentally or physically . I'm the most powerful being in the multiverse . To me you are nothing , but I will not underestimate you . Even though your powers are immature to mine , I've learned harsh leasons in the past . "

" Hopeless beings ? " He laughed uncontrollably before his voice deepened almost demon like . " Hopeless beings doing things like this ? "

Yawn . " I'll admit , I'm highly impressed . List all of your abilities and I'll list mine . "

He reaches into his eye . " Nah , just because you got too many doesn't mean I don't have too many either . But I'll give you a glimpse of something . "

" But I'm not going to lie , you'd be great in my crew of freaks . Y'know , Demons , Monsters , evil things that you can't explain by tongue . Even if ya don't want in , we could still y'know team up and destroy everything . " He'd twirl his pointer finger with fire on it .

" So I see that you are interested , great ! " He snaps a miniature hologram of gravity falls . " You see , everyone in this place thinks I'm dead , but I can't die . " He zooms out to show the entire earth . " But this CAN die . . . The world . And we can do it together . "

" Haha , even BETTER ! " He quickly flashes all of his forms the big ones , the small ones , the weird ones as he speaks . " Now , there's a place where I can use all of my forms to conquer everything . "

" I feel stronger , smarter , I could get used to this . Now everyone will realize I'm not a joke ! "

" Wait , if you can do that . . . So can I . " He'd finally inhabit a human form .

" I've had this vessel before , but it's been centuries since I've inhabited it , but now is a perfect time to use it . Height , Weight , battle Intel , we will be unstoppable . "

" Nowadays ? I've been here for trillions of years . "

" That one eyed Dream Demon has a name . "

" I'm not just some triangle , I'm a triangle that can warp reality , and bend time . " He tips his hat off to him , and as he does that everything turns sideways before he puts his hat back on . " The name's Bill Cipher . "

" Yep , that's me . The Dream Demon . "