so, you’re saying i can’t just... like... take stuff??? sounds fake but ok

the only law i follow is finders keepers (and whatever is convenient to me ig)

whats flirting is it like stealing someones attention or what

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD NIGHT TO EVERYONE EXCEPT IF UR A GOOD KNIGHT U LITTLE SUB MOMMY SAYS GO DRINK SPIT U LITTLE STINKY ENJOY UR BELT

but why buy when you can ‘borrow’ forever

everyones like, “get a job” i’m too busy being a lil guy sorry im booked up

i don’t understand why people need to own so much stuff just take what you need and leave the rest ... for me

adventurers are the worst they always ruin my perfectly good day of napping and stealing

social skills is that like a different kind of loot

what do you mean you don’t appreciate me sneaking into your backpack i was just organizing it for you

dont take advice, steal it

i’d rather be free with a pocket full of shinies than rich and chained to a desk

work smarter, not harder? no just don’t work at all

who needs society when you have the thrill of the hunt

don’t like my chaos you’re free to leave my den anytime

chaos is the only constant

shiny things make the best friends they never tell me im too short or hurt my feelings

good night to everyone! fr! pranked lol gn to everyone except for anyone who didnt lick a d20 before bed (u still have time)

if no one got me anxiety got me every time