I interviewed a guy yesterday who told him daughters they couldn’t wear makeup and short skirts to school. The school found out and reported him to authorities. The government took his kid away saying he was abusive. What???

If only American Libertarians had a fraction of his balls.

Moooove Bitch!

Stop playing in the streets. #FAFO

New nightmare unlocked.

"Everybody is crazy but some people are just fucking nuts..."

This is one of the most haunting sculptures ever produced. It depicts Saint Bartholomew, one of Christ's twelve apostles, who brought Christianity to India and Armenia in the 1st century. Like many Christian martyrs, he suffered an excruciating demise; a common account tells

So many memes will come from this moment. 🔊 ... 🤣

My first meme...

10 concepts that explain the modern world 1. Parkinson’s Law: Companies become bigger and worse over time. Clerks manufacture work for each other as overall capacity dips. When British Navy ships went down from 68 to 20, officials increased by 78%. 2. Chesterton Fence: If you

Always think outside of the box unless you're looking at one...

I didn't even know Newark had a mayor. You wouldn't know it as you speed by that exit breathing a sigh of relief.

My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five.

Over thinking at night is the worst.

You know what this convention really needed? An angry Muslim with a thick accent like Fareed Zacaria.

another speech about humanizing an android, using the same manufactured cadences of her mom. sapping energy of the night

all these examples of how she helps others all the time, without a break, no pause. meanwhile, i just see her staring at her blackberry.

what is it about the clintons who emphasize and elongates the wrong syllables. i feel like i'm medicated while listening. maybe I am.

i could never have a conversation with Chelsea. it could take hours just to get directions from the front door to the bathroom.

Do not regret growing older, it is a privilege denied to manү.