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how hard could it be to tame a magpie and have it do shows at halftime

people can’t afford basic groceries, old people are afraid to heat their houses in winter, but the UK gov think trans people are the most pressing issue in this country? give it a rest

me in the stationary shop

we’re mint

how’s schar still alive btw

scored 1 against west ham scored 2 against brentford scored 3 against leicester scored 4 against man utd scored 5 against palace 6 against villa lads ? @nufc

anyone born in 2000 is automatically 12 in my head. except tonali who is 35

crying at this rescue dog that looks like bad taxidermy

been out ALL day and just got home to find my eyelashes weren’t glued down properly

it’s gonna be 6 for villa isn’t it

i’d take a draw now

very unsportsmanlike of villa to embarrass a team who’s manager is on their death bed

they hate matt targett so much they sub him on just so he can get his biannual villa booing

Mary Magdalene after opening Jesus’s tomb:

wait y’all are actually religious??

not to be dramatic but if trousers go back to all being low waist I might kill myself

not nick pope 😭😭😭😭

if im ollie watkins im making a voodoo doll of emery

nick pope