At this point I was sticking to the rules totally so I could get back to my job that I later lost due to the pandemic. I was pissed at people braking the rules as they were making me unemployed basically. This really takes the biscuit.

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Going to see Jane McDonald in September then gonna take her out on the piss in glasgow x

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Ooof! Love this opener from Rima!! Sets the tone that she won’t be taking any crap!

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Can someone advise me how to block Denise Welch? I don’t follow her, but every time I go on twitter, her moany-ass tweets are at the top of my home page.

Found it

.Virgin Media ❤️ are still being useless—refusing to honour the package we accepted online despite having a contract summary. Only offering deals nearly double new customer prices with zero movement. If you sign up, expect to switch after your first contract. See ya later, Virgin.

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Cheers Virgin Media ❤️ for f’ing me over yet again! I’ll just not work today then eh whilst I’ve no internet!! Yer boy I spoke to last week said the new kit would arrive before the old stuff would be turned off. Obviously that would be too easy!!

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