Why is this so funny?? 😂

Well, that’s some creepy shit… #FILTER

I don’t usually watch videos on the internet but I watched all three of these in their entirety. More of this please, America. 🙏

Yesterday canvassers showed up to talk to my wife just after she’d left to go canvas in another part of town. I told them I have a Voting Plan. But that’s not exactly true. Not sure where I’m going but I have the day off and I WILL go vote.

Tomorrow night my whole life could change!

For some reason, while listening to NPR on the way home today, the phrase CABAL OF IDIOTS came to mind…

It’s his time

I don’t know if you need to read this WHOLE thread (though it IS interesting/encouraging), but if you hang in until tweet 18, you get to read this gem: ‘The #ElectoralCollege, America's peewee trophy DEI equity boost for conservative rural voters.’ 😆 💎 💙

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

‘Mama, isn’t it so f@$ked up that 🍑 won?’ ‘I think if all the fifth graders could vote, #Kamala would have won.’ #BabyPantsQuote, verbatim, except censored. #Murica

It’s an Eat Your too-lazy-to-pack-a-healthy Lunch at 10AM kind of day. #lunchtweet

Ok, moots, who is on the 🔵☁️?? Drop your handles here. This place is a king me sad; I think I gotta go…

Left it all mostly the same to make it easier… 🦋 Hope to catch you on the flip side!