i just got off work time to take my shoes off oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah uh huh oh yeah

i can’t remember who i was was talking to at moon tower the other day but they were talking about big girls and i said “if she’s not a torta, no me importa” and they laughed so genuinely hard. it was so wholesome. can’t remember who dat was

rakata…rakata…..si se me pega voy a darle…,..está noche quiero hacerle….

wondering if i should get laser treatment for my forehead wrinkle and when i just checked to see how bad it was, it was gone…. where’s that wrinkle????

this is just like that glassjaw song

i got this man listening to sugar ray let’s go

going to da mall today yall need anything?

dying fetus b like “bwrrr bwr bwr bwr bwrrrr” y’know

HDPFDB FRIDAY IS HERE ONCE AGAIN🙏🏼 MAKE THEM KNEEEES TOUCH YA ELBOWS‼️

se parece a Heisenberg

me

doing this but with his ball prints in the shape of a heart 🫰

my granny tried to give me recipe for a soup i love one time and the recipe was just like “not too much ____” “add ___ until the color is right” girl i never have ever made the soup the way she does omfg

how do i lose 75 lbs by the morning

this literally happened to me once

you shouldn’t be able to wake up until you’ve had enough sleep like maybe at least 6 hours just put me on the charger with no breaks until i’m full fr

CALL ME MR. GLOCK SHOOTERS IN THE FRONT IN BACK, IM ON MY MEMPHIS SHIT THESE BITCHES COMING IN A PACK

look at your neighbor and say HOE, IS YOU COOL?