IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT MINIONS? SYBAU - stuart yells banana! at u SDIYBT - start diving into yellow buddy traditions PTFITB - please tell father i took bob PMO - purple minion opps

No Drugs No Alcohol No Drama No Allegations No Scandals Just a straight dogshit football player.

letterboxd reviews need a dislike button some of you need to be shot

what a decent girl

Boy you want some hotdogs

Im not impressed. Tua would have jumped head first into the basketball

*gulps* what secret

clock: *hits 12* midnight: hey guys i just arrived

kid in a mahomes jersey came to my front door asking for candy and i told him to go ask the refs.

boing oing oing oing .. boing oing oing oing .. im a springg.. im a spring .. why .. why are you screaming .. boingoingoing im a springgg..

Hello how are you I am under the water

oh .. oh im being .. swept away .. oh what a shame .. oh it is .. getting colder .. the light .. fading .. oh im .. swept .. swept away .. not good ..

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highlight of my life