I thought I’d have a relaxing evening in bed with a crime/thriller novel + a face mask + a glass of red wine but then I spilled all the wine in the middle of the bed + now my bedroom looks like a murder scene + I’ve decided to just think of it as a fun, immersive experience.

I was so worried about this house finch who is missing half a beak, but he is one of the busiest birds at the feeder! Get it, my dude!

THIS. 💯

Once again, Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources proves to be the best twitter account out there.

#SanDiegoRestaurantWeek starts tomorrow! It's the perfect time to visit some faves or check out some new-to-you spots... also, if you see me any time over the next week there's a good chance there will be pasta all over my face. Don't judge. sandiegorestaurantweek.com

My mama just retired and I want to take her on a trip somewhere - she has hardly traveled and is totally up for anything. Suggestions?

I’m almost at a 300 day streak on the paid version, and took six months of classes, and still have trouble forming a complete sentence.

In my floral era.

What in the *millennials can't afford anything because of avocado toast* is this?

AHH my sister-in-law is flying down from Calgary to come see Shania Twain 💎💎💎 with me in Palm Springs on the 31st + I am so excited I'm concerned I won't survive until then. Also I'm going to wear the prettiest/most obnoxious fluorescent dress. That is all.

#Travel friends? What's the best place to eat/drink in #Rome? I haven't been for years!

What kind of dog is this? It looks like a terrier mixed with a fox but also some kind of wizard who is going to lead you on a mythical quest. This dog doesn’t bark - he speaks English but with a cool accent. He sees all, he knows all. But yeah, I’m thinking a terrier mix.

This is the ugliest bird I’ve ever seen, ⁦Birdbuddy⁩. 🤢

🐬🐬🐬 instagram.com/reel/CuZtoUSAW…

OMG the Glamorgan cheese buns. This Barbie is sooo accurate 😹

honestly i'd be mad as hell if I fell into a lion enclosure and they didn't eat me. like what i'm not tasty enough? smh ok mr. michelin star

US-based friends! I've got a cute beach towel giveaway happening over on my instagram - contest closes tomorrow night! instagram.com/reel/C_HBRBvyh…