Declare at the end of this over

This is fun

Never mind the cricket - I paid £5.09 for a McChicken Sandwich last night (on its own, not a meal). The surest sign yet that the economy - nay, the world - is on its arse

A stern telling off for the Burnley midfielder. Or, a Hannibal Lecture

If you're just waking in England... turn over. Set snooze for 4 years. It's all just a bad dream.

I know I shouldn’t be surprised after a lifetime of waking up to check dismal Ashes scores from down under but I stupidly thought this series might at least be competitive #ashes

Ben Duckett is about to open the batting on a king pair, in twilight, facing Mitchell Starc with the pink ball, and after dropping two catches in a fielding innings that lasted 117.3 overs. Good luck

Marginalised club legend says he no longer has relationship with head coach Slot and may not return to Merseyside after upcoming Africa Cup of Nations Story from paul joyce

Feels a bit “either he goes, or I do” from Salah

So Smith tells Archer: "Bowling fast when there's nothing on it." He's right, too.

One of the best goals I’ve ever seen live

“If anything, Clive…”

Nail on the head, this. Bazball was the shot of adrenaline the team needed after the dismal end to the previous “cycle”. But shots of adrenaline only mask a problem for so long… they don’t fix it

Odd call to pop to Winter Wonderland during the game

That might be the worst goal I’ve ever seen. Needs the Benny Hill treatment

That’s not a penalty

The Heung-Min Son mural is now complete. It looks absolutely fantastic. #COYS #THFC

This is dangerously Proper Football Man but do referees just not bother giving foul throws anymore?

Encouraging signs tonight, without any need to go overboard. Spence inverting and Xavi always showing for the ball at least meant we were trying to find a way to play through midfield. Signs of relationships developing between attacking players too

I also think Kolo Muani is genuinely excellent - a lovely player to watch, silky touch and great work rate, too. Just needs a few more goals