I had an agony aunt column in Trinity News for a few months.

You ever get toilet paper that falls below your usual standards so you start doing extra shitting in order to use it up quicker?

Rewatched Danny Boyle's Sunshine for the first time in over a decade last night. It's honestly incredible and I really don't get why the final third is so decisive. I don't even think it's that much of a tonal shift? It's even kinda hinted at in a few ways at the start.

You don't hear of many cases of spontaneous human combustion occurring these days. I credit this to microplastics in the body making us less flammable.

"It gives me no pleasure to say this..." *agonising wail*

Power went out in our area for like 40 minutes and it really drove home to me that I am not making it to the post-apocalypse. Just decided "guess I'm going to bed at 9:30pm"

If multiple people on Teams have a red circle 🔴 it means they are all having a meeting about how mad at me they are.

Marvelling at a box of earplugs I got that has packaged them in threes.

Incredible content is still being produced on this app.

The Chief Justice gets bored and just starts calling random people to the bar.

Did he just fuck up the phrase "litmus test"?

Saying "im pushing 30" but not specifying what side you are pushing from is a great way to get a couple of extra years out of your 20s.

This was my desk during my PhD

About the death of Henry VIII:

Incredible

Reading a book where someone from Earth goes to study an alien culture but by the time they get there there's been a cultural revolution. The old language and religion are suppressed, except secretly in rural areas. Thought there were some parallels and then I got to this page.

I have gone with flows beyond your comprehension.

Guy who hates choruses. Sitting listening to songs and getting furious shouting "YOU DID THAT PART ALREADY".

If I had a nickel for every time I was watching a show and it was revealed that one of the characters was related to a member of ZZ Top, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.