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Hels

@givesyouhel

'Scottish Bird' in London. Spoonie, Zebra, fat. AuDHD. Good music and bad telly.
I got a twitter account because I love strange men telling me I'm wrong.She/her

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calendar_today25-01-2009 19:18:52

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1. I love the 90s 2. It's a picture of a flyer for a 90s night that I took in the pub I eventually had my wedding in 3. I've had no other header on here, ever.

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this is why the motability tracker was an incitement to violence and we all knew it. congratulations to everyone - including journalists - who participated in the online harassment of disabled people. here are your real-world consequences

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I absolutely love checking out of all family obligations and just having a cosy Christmas with my husband. Zero stress and our own bed. 10/10 would recommend

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I took one look at the tweets of the thicko that's having a go at the blind journalist and I knew she was from my home town. The shame

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Not specifically mine (I could write a book tbh) but the thing that has radicalised me the most is learning that in preliminary studies, Viagra CURES period pain COMPLETELY but the study was abandoned because nobody wanted to fund it.

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My favourite gift of 2026 so far are the gender criticals foaming at the mouth about Tia Kofi winning Mastermind. "she's a man pretending to be a woman!!" Yes that's how being a drag queen works. Keep up.

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Fully obsessed about this house. Imagine spending £10m to live somewhere that gives you all the psychological damage of a Big Brother House that's just as personal rightmove.co.uk/properties/170…