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Totes Tweeting. Not a robot. Maybe.

"Your Tweets earned 10,320 impressions over the last 24 hours"

Don't forget to login on your frequently unused accounts: theverge.com/2019/11/26/209…

Tweeting the tweets.

1311 followers. I never tweet. Also a fake account. Hmmm.

Why is everyone angry all the time?

Still tweetin' the tweets. Not the toots.

Where'd my blue check mark go?

Tweet > Post

2.6K impressions on your posts in the last 7 day. Wut.

“Don’t waste this. Keep everyone guessing. Make me proud.” : xoxofest.com/2024/videos/ca…

Zubbing and/or wubbing.

Not actually Avril Lavigne, BTW.

La la la. Living the dream and tweeting to robots.

My tweets have earned 2624 impressions over the past 28 days. I haven't tweeted since September 2015.

Hello to 1358 people that I do not know.

Still tweeting the tweets.

Another year another 100 followers. Why? No clue.