how i feel putting a song on my ig story

That one friend who orders a Uber leaves the bars early and doesn’t tell anyone goes home to eat and just be alone

mi mamá : dónde estará mi tesoro el tesoro:

what happened in august financially can never happen again

This deserves a doc. I wanna know where everybody and their cars are lol

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY

My budget for October is $20. And I already spent it so don’t invite me nowhere

when I randomly remember one of my shirts I haven’t seen in a while

except i am not a fucking metallic ball obeying the laws of conservation of momentum

This woulda been my last day as Spider-Man

when u just a lil bit savage 😂

She just won Halloween 🙌

pens and pencils fighting

Me coming home after being friendly and social all day:

me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there

Me when my door dash order is missing something

sometimes I need a lil sprite like how y’all be needing a lil cig

Meanwhile on 6th street in Austin

running an errand after the sun has gone down………….that’s a quest