I called you in this afternoon to discuss Jonathan's artwork.. Is everything alright at home.. #royalportrait #kingcharles #unveils

When a patient asks me to help them put on their orthotics from home

88 is the squashiest number.

Ed Davey in his Mr Benn era rn #GeneralElection #LibDems

My motto has now involuntarily become 'dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have' #UKSummer #June

No-one: The single piece of confetti that falls while everyone's stood around, waiting for the concert to start: '.... Oh I've fucked it'

Good morning. Have the worst thing in the world.

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em.

🗳🗳🗳 #GeneralElection2024

And now to wander down the road hoping I still look like my passport photo, and at the same time, hoping I look goddam nothing like my passport photo jesus christ #GeneralElection24 #GE2024 #vote #pollingstation

... Is the extraordinary comeback in the room with us now? #GE24 #generalelection2024 #RishiSunak #ExitPoll

Really in the mood to go on holiday & take pictures exclusively of me looking cross while pointing to the beautiful sights, in the style of an annoyed old person from a local news article who is demonstrating their anger at their bins not being collected #OldManYellsAtCloud

Sometimes telling myself it's 'Picky Bits' or 'Girl Dinner' just doesn't hit the mark. Personally, lately I've been preferring to go with the 'CLAIRE, IT'S FRENCH'.

MERRY FLYING ANT DAY TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT🐜🖤

Woke myself up at 3am googling if audiologists are required to learn sign language. They're not and I'm tired.

Can we bloody well start seeing 'dabbling' as a recognised hobby?! My interests are trying lots of different things once or twice, then lying to myself & pretending I'm gonna do them again in the future. I'm a dabbler I dabble #RaisingAJankySelfBlownAndPaintedGlassToTheDabblers

I'll be honest, the more I've been watching the news of late, the more I find myself respectfully disagreeing with ChatGPT's take #England #UKRiots

My brain literally any time I hear a rioter's reasoning #UK

I'll say it. Anyone who proudly tells people to 'just make an L with your thumbs!' to decipher left and right, needs to kindly get their head out of their ass.

If I actually knew a forward thinking, dynamic individual who is passionate about new and exciting development opportunities, I'd probably think they were a dick 2bh