This will never stop being true

My masseuse is moving away next month 😫 I just fell to my knees in the middle of massage house

The ass jiggling as he’s running upstairs 😫

I would sue for assault 🤷🏽‍♀️

Nobody talks about how amazing it feels to finally be unbothered by a man who once had your nervous system completely out of whack.

No but this is where Dems get blamed anyway and 60% of the country says "i hate politics, the parties are all the same" after giving republicans all the power to destroy our lives

when you the last big momma with no kids standing

Had to euthanize one of my favorite patients today 🥺😫

I gotta stop getting attached to pets who have chronic illnesses but this one was rly hard NOT to love h

Literally me after I saw the news about that Norris fella

One of my clients asked me where I went to undergrad bc her daughter wants to be a vet. I told her A&T and she rolled her eyes so hard the next words outta my mouth was “You must be an eagle” and she sure was lmaoooo

I say that to say, I’m doing the lords work out here! (Aka convincing folx to choose the correct college instead of that bird house)

Her daughter is going to A&T……… #aggiepride

Eagle pride doesn’t even slap lmao

The worst thing that can ever happen to me is watching a movie and not knowing it’s a musical. & all of a sudden chairs start sliding and tap shoes come out? Kill me.

Trying to pass “non-citizen voting” by way of voter ID restrictions is so frustrating because non-citizens already……cannot……vote……….

We have IDIOTS running the fucking country. & yes we all know this but I want to remind ppl as often as possible

Allergy season always wrecks my lashes omg

I told this man I didn’t have time to chat and his response was “Olay, Olay, I understand… but riddle me this” 😒😒😒 Niggas do not be listening smh

Black ppl are so funny cos why are yall line dancing to Suavemente by Elvis Crespo