A toddler will look you dead in the eye and ask you if it’s Christmas soon when Christmas was yesterday

Oreos are salad if you put them in a salad bowl.

Happy New Year!! Welcome 2023!! The new year has already started in Kiritimati, Kiribati. Let’s all resolve to be more kind and more patient and more granting of grace to all of the people in our world. #2023 #NewYear

Yeah, I totally partied on New Year’s Eve, if by “totally partied” you mean cleaned out my dishes cupboard. #probablymorehappyabouthisthanIshouldbe #butlookhowtidy #justignorethemessintherestofthehouse

#mlk

I’d pay a million dollars to get to stay home for a month!! (Not that I have a million dollars! Or any dollars!)

I missed part of the commercial. Is it F&F 86 or 87 coming out now?

I don’t mean to minimize the importance of any athlete’s physical accomplishments, but, as a mother, I am very concerned about who is going to clean up all of that confetti.

I can help with that! #chocolateforthewin

A lot can happen in 3 days...

Blessed Good Friday to you and yours.

It's Friday...But Sunday is coming!

...just as He said! #Easter #ResurrectionSunday

We never know what is going on inside of others…

…and vacuuming and cleaning out the hall closet… #OGadultlife #livingthedream

Did I go to Target for a select few essentials? Yes. Did I walk away with a neon flamingo? Also yes. Have I already found a way to justify this purchase? Obviously.

Happy Mother's Day to all who do the mommy-ing!!

Always!!