Watching A Quiet Place and absolutely losing it at this whiteboard in the compound they've been living in for years hiding from the monsters

The Northman (2022)

QUEER ARTISTS! Programming some Queer work for a venue in Winchester. Want to hear from Queer performers of all types. Have you got a show ready to go or something in the works? Get in touch 😃

bunch of cis 30 yr olds invoking their childhoods to justify buying a t*rf videogame, in the same week an actual trans child is murdered and buried under the wrong gender marker because of a political movement funded by that game's creator. makes me want to fucking scream

Every episode of #GreatBritishMenu should have a segment at the end letting us know where Andi Oliver got her outfit

🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 Princess Dinubolu is getting a BLUE PLAQUE IN SOUTHEND! AND YOU ARE INVITED!👸🏾👑 Last year I wrote and performed the play 🎭 'Princess Essex'-the first black woman to enter a beauty pageant 💐 in the UK and FINALLY, and OFFICIALLY, she is being recognised! 🙌🏾

Without downloading any new images, show me your writing process

Incensed. Show day and not off script? If this corry naysh was a youth theatre production of Oklahoma this cast’s director would make them wish they’d never been born

Are you an artists or work for an arts venue based in the Surrey, Hampshire or Sussex? Got an exciting project that you are looking for a partner to support? Applications are now open for pitches to Pitch Up in Portsmouth Guildhall on 18 October. ➡️housetheatre.org.uk/events/pitch-up

Me trying to sort out my #edfringe schedule… Heading up for the first time with a venue programming hat on which is super exciting, up for any recommendations but particularly theatre/family theatre that might be looking to tour in future! Hit me!

Just finished series two of #GoodOmens - which is great, because I needed something to be really sad about today

you see how they’re a child when they’re voting but an adult when they’re consenting to sex

We have two fantastic opportunities to join our theatre team as the Lead Producer for projects at Farnham Maltings or as Senior Programme Manager for house southeast theatre network. Applications close Mon 12 February More details on both roles: farnhammaltings.com/jobs #surreyjobs

To celebrate the end of Star Wars Day, here’s the greatest description of it ever by a non-fan. Take it away, Malcolm

Hail and well met adventurers

Artist opportunity👀alert! Short🧵👇We are hosting an informal networking breakfast Edinburgh Festival Fringe on Tues 20 Aug (10am to 12pm), with the ambition of sparking conversations & intentional relationships between artists & venues. We will hold a panel discussion on touring and making...

Huge thanks to the wonderful audience we had at last night’s Southampton Fringe scratch night ⚔️ It was great to bring Lose Your Own Adventure from our brains into the real world 🐉 Feels like a real privilege to be part of the first Southampton Fringe. Here’s to many more!