I hope whoever i marry knows im always going to be crazy ass hell. Ill never become a boring stay at home wife. Life is an adventure, and if you aint down with it then i dont want it.

i am SICK AND TIRED of putting gas in my car

If my sleep schedule was a person

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feels like I need a weeks worth of sleep

no more expectation just go with the flow and whatever happens, happens.

every crazy bitch’s favorite task is journaling

ive been closer to death than a stable relationship

don’t forget your starbiesss todayyy

When I meet another insane pretty girl

arriving to the party when everyones drunk af already.

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second

If we getting drunk tonight lmk now so I can eat a small fry