the human went out. to have fun with some frens. they promised they’d be back soon. so i’m not worried at all. and in the meantime. i found an old jacket. that smells like they’re still here. it will be my new bed. until they return

sometimes. i roll over onto my back. with my feets in the air. but then forget why i did. so i slowly return to my side. and hope no one saw me

Yes!

rumor has it. we get an extra hour to snoozle tonight. i can’t wait to tell my stuffed fren sebastian. this magical news. he’s going to be so excited

i don’t mean to interrupt. but i love you

the sky booms have begun. and we all know how scary they can be. so the human and i are headed to the shelter. to comfort some pups. who don’t yet have. someone to hold them

gooooob morning. we are going to have a great day. whether you like it. or not

This is Moby. He has Cerebellar Hypoplasia, which just means he wobbles. His wheels help him get where he wants to go and nothing will stop him from enjoying his first snow day. 14/10

gooooob morning. i’m being told. someone came down the chimney last night. this is preposterous. i would’ve lost my mind

I'm intolerant of intolerance.

the human came home today. with a new stuffed fren for me. they called it a koala. and as they knelt down to hand it over. they mentioned it could use. all the love i have right now

Yes. This.

I’m on the edge of my seat!

anyone wanna come give me a mullet or

The Trump campaign seriously just issued a cease and desist for this ad so I'm doing my part and sharing it as widely as humanly possible.

Elephant on the loose in IB!

you are tough. you are scary. you are a good boy. but also a scary one. if the situation calls for it

This is Buddy. He ran into a glass door once. Now he's h*ckin skeptical. 14/10 (vid by Brittany Gaunt)

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez This is a fantastic response.