“He didn’t pick up his pants. He shot her while inside her.” “There was humiliation through rape on the morning of October 7.” A harrowing story about the sexual violence faced by women in Israel at the hands of Hamas terrorists. washingtonpost.com/world/2023/11/…

Tell you what, I won’t show you my Spotify Wrapped if you don’t show me yours.

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Well, well, well, look who’s paying the price of having put her menorahs away last Chanukah all covered in hardened wax drippings instead of cleaning them first.

According my DNA, I’m now 50% chocolate coins 🕎

Today, I took a pilates class and with each move the instructor reminded us not to force ourselves “if that’s not available in your body right now” and going forward, that will be my new way of saying no.

She thought she could so she DID run her entire book launch campaign from her bathroom.

The only part of Valentine’s Day that interests me is the day after when all the pink and red candy is 50% off.

TFW an author you greatly admire is also going to be your pub date sister! Preorder Taffy Brodesser-Akner upcoming novel LONG ISLAND COMPROMISE and then (please!) preorder my debut memoir NEARLY DEPARTED: Adventures in Loss, Cancer and Other Inconveniences, both out July 9.

I’ve gotten three back to back ads for three separate plays starring either Shiv, Logan or Kendall Roy, in case you’re wondering what the Succession gang is up to.

Insta is down, guess it’s time to hang here while we wait…

Welll, you’ve done it. You’ve made me never want to hear a Bonnie Tyler song ever again.

My debut memoir is out in just over month, nbd. NBD.

it’s heeeerrreee

The perfect description, thanks Jewish Book Council 🙏

I’ll always be grateful to ⁦Lucy Huber⁩ for publishing my first ever McSw piece in 2021. What a dream to have my book excerpt up there today! Honest Answers to My Presurgical Intake Form for a Preventative Mastectomy - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency mcsweeneys.net/articles/hones…

honestly = unflatteringly Loved talking to Ronit Plank on Let’s Talk Memoir

I’m not overpacking for this trip, I’m bringing my emotional support wardrobe.