THE GOAT!!!!!

get pickled loser

To clarify for some of you: If you have "state insurance," that's Medicaid. It doesn't matter what the state calls it, it's Medicaid. HuskyCare? MassHealth? NeighborhoodHealth? Health First Colorado? SMMC/MMA? KanCare Medical Assistance? All Medicaid programs.

20 FUCKING CHILDREN ARE DEAD. A summer camp of kids are dead. Have you no goddamn fucking shame

S P E R M

took my dog on a walk earlier

COUCH COUCH COUCH

oh my fucking god

i was born in the wrong generation bring back blood pacts as a form of making true promises

Gotta be honest I’m busy with a bunch of other stuff right now

We’re gonna look back and see very clearly that all these tech “advances” that were essentially created to remove the need for in person interactions was astronomically detrimental to society.

You must understand that Constantine (2005) is a perfect movie if you just ignore the incredible history of the real John Constantine

i want all of my tax dollars going to welfare and zero to war. i want poor people to buy caviar and lobster with my money while every bomb is left to rust

Act like Meatwad Smoke like Carl Party like Frylock Master Shake

so we’re straight up just having a US only tiktok and unable to actually see outside of the country???? this not only feels stupid but actually terrifying? why are they trying to control what we see???

Some people are not worthy of the gifts they receive

“The video games and anime I like are made by people who jack off in a lowkey ethical way” is one of those obnoxious performative things people say instead of just owning being a pervert and liking art created by them

lol

THEE substance??