Science and slapstick

What we saying about this shot then?

Just realised I'm old. It hit me like a sledge hammer. ITV and BBC Saturday night television is SHITE. It's now a choice between Masters Golf or 'Still Game' on Netflix. Aye, I've made a decision, "Ya wee bastards".

⚽️ If you’ve not already, get voting for @DylanGlass14’s screamer against Ashton United for goal of the season ⬇️ #Golazo

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Brilliant this ⚽️👍🏻

Prayers for Christian Eriksen 🙏

Not one for posting certificates or achievements but this one is worth it - and it’s free!!!! ⚽️❤️ #cardiacarrest #falearning falearning.thefa.com/course/view.ph…

Just over 2 weeks ago, I thought I was going to lose Linda to a severe asthma attack. She suffered Respiratory/Cardiac arrest. Our NHS staff worked wonders and she came home on Tuesday. Today her Border Collie 'Gem', had to be put to sleep. Linda's had a tough time. I love her x

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✍️ A NEW DAWN Spennymoor Town FC is proud to announce its new management team. #PrideOfCountyDurham

Love it. ❤ ⚽️

🏆 Dan Grimshaw has been named on a four-man shortlist for the Sky Bet Championship Player of the Month award for January. The winner of the accolade will be announced tomorrow. 🍊 #UTMP

Sparks Flash Mob, kinda. ✨ #SparksTour2022

So with dates confirmed for 2023. Comment 1 beer below (world beer, craft, real ale) that you'd like to see on one of the bars. If you're lucky, some selections may just make it in🤫 #bbbb2023 #realale #ale #lager

The Four Yorkshiremen remind us that it could be worse… From “At Last the 1948 Show” with Marty Feldman, Graham Chapman, and Tim Brooke-Taylor. #comedy #luxury

Great to back Atherton Collieries today. A new era. A new feel. A new vibe. Some good performances out there today. Well done to all involved. 🖤🤍 #Colls

#puzzling I hate this pwogwam. Wule Bweaker. So many wounds to play. 'What is the time in the Miwwow'. Cowwect. Give this pwogwam a thesaurus or get a new pwesenter.