Great tune from a great artist. Love all Bakermat Enjoy! youtu.be/GNjStWG2vLU

Today is my #5year #TwitterAnniversary. Still figuring it out #Tweet #Tweet #DoWeStillUseHashtags

Do you need cheering up today? Watch the first part of our new nudinit animations - it'll give you a titter we promise! youtu.be/Mve8o0n9sEY #knitted #stopmotion #animation #british #comedy #CarryOn

The Christmas Cracker jokes are coming and also the return of Monday Punday... follow me if you want to see this; unfollow me if you don’t. #warned #HashtagsAreBack #MerryChristmas

A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing. #ChristmasCracker #jokes

Santa Claus is great race car driver. He is always in the pole position. #ChristmasCracker #jokes

As well as inspiring a future generation of doctors and epidemiologists, with all this new research, we might also discover the cure for the common cold, hay fever and other mild ailments that we've always overlooked up to now.

There's a great #GoogleDoodle today for #WorldEarthDay. Please play! Personally, I look forward to beekeeping again soon, and having my own hive in 2021 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝buzzzzzzzzzzzz

Good morning Paddington, what would you think about Carrot Marmalade? youtu.be/-aJ8xTl1YCU

A pun is not a pun until it’s fully groan #MondayPunday

People get a shock when they realise I’m not a very good electrician ⚡️ 🔌 #PundayMonday

When you call any company, they are always very busy. I thought in this day and age the old art of managing telephone queues would have been mastered! Hello BT I need your help.

Which one stole your broom? No, it was witch two. #MondayPunday Happy Hallowe'en!

For the fans of #MondayPunday

Seven years?! #MyTwitterAnniversary

#MondayPunday

Please return me to the Baa.. #MondayPunday thank you Young's Pubs