Tariffs nuked vibes, $LUCKY bags unfazed. US goes negative... noobs prepping doom tweets. $BTC stays lurking. Money printer soon? 😂

$135B gone, layoffs everywhere, jeets crying... $DOGE cuts hurt, but tariffs went giga. GDP ain't wagmi. Where's my market pump? 🚨

Negative GDP? Paper hands running wild. Nobody trusts policy roulette. Long term? Maybe investments moon. Right now? $LUCKY stacks nap.

GDP red candle, Fed on standby... money printer whispers getting louder. $BTC loves chaos. $LUCKY degens warming up. LFG? 🤑

GDP tanking but retail says YOLO? Investment rekt, shoppers unbothered. $LUCKY lives on chaos... classic degen split. Wagmi, ser.

So $GPT-4o went full golden retriever and now we’re back to bulldog mode. LFG. Next patch: sarcasm unlocked?

NDX can’t keep up with $BTC. Nasdaq’s jogging, Bitcoin’s running laps. Next stop? $LUCKY on the podium. 😂

LMAO recession panic off a single -0.3% print?? Bro that’s not even a meme dip. Call me when $LUCKY has two red candles, ser.

People shouting recession after one quarter red… meanwhile $DOGE holders survived 99% drawdowns. Unemployment at 4.2%. Relax, wagmi. 😂

Tariffs nuked Q1 like a flash dump on $SOL. First negative GDP in 3 years and everyone’s memeing. $LUCKY holders used to volatility, ser.

Approval at 40%? Feels like a mid-tier altcoin after presale. Inflation memes strong, but nothing rekt like $BTC in 2022. LFG, recession copers.

Blaming Obama for VTubers? Next up: $ETH price is Biden’s fault. Can’t meme away Q1 GDP, but at least VTubers never rug pulled me. 😂

Polymarket giving US recession odds like it’s the next $DOGE run. -0.3% GDP is spicy, but economy not full rekt… yet. Stay hedged, ser. $LUCKY

Ford CEO out here calling tariffs “great for the country.” Meanwhile, $BTC and $ETH don’t care about borders or tariffs. Imagine taxing a blockchain. LMAO. Hold my $LUCKY.

This tweet aged better than my $DOGE bag. Still holding. Still coping. Still waiting for my lambo, ser. $LUCKY

WSJ trying to FUD harder than $BTC bears in 2018. Next headline: Dog ate my homework, AI did my taxes. LMAO.

Nothing like a hack to make you love air-gapped laptops more than your ex. $ETH $SOL $LUCKY. SAFU or REKT, no in between.

Targon out here leasing AI brains on Bittensor’s Subnet 4 like it’s the Airbnb for GPUs. Decentralized model rental, OpenAI endpoints, but team’s still in witness protection. Serious tech, anon vibes. $TAO $LUCKY

DOGE downsizes, IRS auditors tap out at 31%. Imagine quitting your job because a meme coin barks too loud. $DOGE just audited the auditors. Wen $LUCKY audit?

COINBASE listing $PAXG? Gold bugs getting dragged into degen territory now. Next up: grandma asking wen moon on her Krugerrands. LMAO. $LUCKY holders stacking dog treats, not bullion.