Gotta give a reason why I'm applying for a job with less characters than you get to tweet. Wtf.

Geordie friends - is your place of work hiring? Could use something around 15-20hrs a week, not too hideous... I'm a wicked little grafter.

Whatsa human gotta do to get employed these days?? I have a candle that I really wanna burn at both ends over here.

Newcastle city centre is just full to the brim with fuckboys.

The way some people go on about the royal family, it's like cultural Stockholm syndrome.

WHAT "@MrCoolsClass: Did you know Mark Morrison was once arrested for paying a lookalike to do his community service while he went on tour?"

1) the royal family don't care about veterans 2) the royal family don't care about this country

I tweeted this before Jeremy Corbyn was elected. It was obvious really...

50% discount on everything at GI Recs ~ *last place you can pick up a monster trucks tape* ~ get on it (no pun intended) 😎 xo

Yeah yeah - 50% off everything in the online store, running now til whenever. No codes, just check out as normal.

All mailorder is up to date, so go order more thanks #consumers

#finerthingsclub

Big sale on at struggletown.co.uk everything reduced by up to 50% of original price.

Some real life advice - Change. Always assess & reassess yourself. Leave anyone who tells you you're wrong for evolving in the cosmic dirt.

Or like you know whatever

Remember when we used to do stuff?

Been developing my personal brand but am coming back with some of that good good (tapes you don't want to own) real soon.

Maybe we'll make a shirt design you will buy though