VERSTAPPEN is inevitable!

Stay with me ; but there might be a BOUNTY on some of the people procuring these coconuts. If I have to explain this I will be severely disappointed .😆😆😆😆

My unsolicited piece of advice this morning is to remember a little something about people you come into contact with regularly. Referencing something from a past convo which meant something to that person makes them feel seen and that little gesture goes a long way . 🙏🏿🙏🏿

Every morning around 8:20 , my daughters will ask me where I’m going and before I can answer they’ll say “Gym ?!?” This morning in particular the eldest of the 2 said … “be careful and don’t hurt yourself” My week is made 🥺🥺🥺🥺

A Bajan will use sheep excrement as a measurement of quantity and I think that’s sublime . 😂😂😂😂 E.g : ….. Elsie that live above de plantation got money like sheep shite .

Part of my existence as an adult is to find time to Dilly Dally . Like just have my feet dangling ,swinging back and forth without any urgency or plans .

I quite like this Bashment Soca song that’s making an ocular reference to when one covers one’s eye , if my notes serve me correctly , the artist also eludes to the possibility of a phallus being positioned in one’s esophagus …. Succinct to say the least ! Well done .

The ole people say if ya put ya problems in a pile with others , ya would take back out yours quick when ya see the plight of people . Give thanks .

Social media has cultivated this narrative where everyone responds to comments with snarky comments as opposed using the space to educate or be kind . The Barbados Meteorological Service is a key example of not utilizing the space to educate . Here’s the thing ….

Ranking of disdain for Barbados Public Service Vehicles based on route . • Route 10 • Route 3 • Route 11 • Route 3D

Nobody : A Bajan: Dem fish cakes got in salt fish ?!

In an attempt to really solidify my fatherhood status I’ve been tucking my Tee shirts into my trousers . I quite like it .

As its Crop Over las lap I think we should acknowledge very carefully what “Darkers” are . ‘Darkers’ are GAUDY ! If your Darkers don’t have a semblance of Gold ,Silver or even Glitter around the frames you have sunglasses not ‘Darkers’. Please be advised accordingly.

Still Relevant !!! 😆😆😆😆

… and now for my next trick , I will attempt to make $29.95 last until the end of August . 😩😩