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Gerard Michaels

@gerardvsevil

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USA should conquer Somalia Conquering & industrualizing Somalia--the largest contiguous coastline in Africa & the chokepoint for 70% of global shipping-- 1. Strengethens US foreign policy in region 2. solves USA financial problems 3. Greatest gift to future somalians imaginable

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recruiting 5000 men--Preferably veterans--to help me conquer Somalia. We will industrialize the failed State--which has the longest contiguous coastline in Africa and is the chokepoint for 70% of global shipping-- and turn it into the worldwide leader in solar technology,

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Life expectancy in Somalia? 56. Median age? 15. Average income? $600 A YEAR. The Dallas Cowboys are worth as much as the ENTIRE COUNTRY. It would be the single most philanthropic & merciful act in human history for an American to conquer & industrialize Somalia.

Life expectancy in Somalia? 56.
Median age? 15.
Average income? $600 A YEAR.
The Dallas Cowboys are worth as much as the ENTIRE COUNTRY.

It would be the single most philanthropic & merciful act in human history for an American to conquer & industrialize Somalia.
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said this on Drinkin'Bros Podcast podcast before the election after beating this drum for 5 years on PBD. Whatever you know what, idc if Tucker Carlson gets credit for the idea. So long as it happens #citizendebtstrike

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Outside of Congress, I don't know if there is a more dense population of borderline personality disorder than a WNBA roster. The entire league comes off like TSA agents that can dribble (kind of)

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Washington Pigskins was literally right there. And no, Washington Pigskins is not as good as the redskins but it's WAY better than the commanders

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